Thank you so much for visiting Oort Publications and a very warm welcome to the first book by the oorthor David Williams, Filthy Creatures.

As an entrée you are very welcome to watch and listen to Arnie the Aardvark for free.

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Filthy Creatures gives the reader a poetic tour of some of God’s best loved and most hated creatures, highlighting some of their naughtiest traits. Not for the faint hearted or less earthy of human creatures, David Williams tends to take sides with the animals and their plight. You probably won’t want to read this to your children, but don’t be surprised if your children want to read it before you!

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"Almost every rabbit can easily decide,

on their most convenient form of suicide,

although not for Warren this afternoon,

was he going to be a suicidal buffoon."

MORAL A dog is for Christmas
"On looking round he went completely pale,
for the first time in his life he had no tail."
MORAL being bald, skinny, blind and having a 15 inch tongue does have its upsides
MORAL being bald, skinny, blind and having a 15 inch tongue does have its upsides
"When Horace got round to seducing Hilda, his body weight bloody nearly killed her."
MORAL Spray where the sun don't shine.
MORAL Don't be a chump, eat a chimp.
MORAL Don't pick what you can't eat.
MORAL Forget the elephant – try a moose in the room.